Tuesday, February 24, 2009

If You Can't Beat Em...


Join em.

I recently came across the above article, about a British educational plan which encourages children to write about the July 7th bombings- from the perspective of the bombers. Why does everything that tries to bring serious issues into schools end up sounding so hilariously misguided? 'Legs Akimbo' Theatre Company from The League of Gentlemen comes to mind....




In other news....

Monday, February 2, 2009

Pope Benedict on The Internet


If he signs up for Facebook, I'll be the first to SuperPoke him. 

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Kevin Sharkey: The Naked Painter



"Every item of clothes we wear restricts our movements... I prefer to be free"

Kevin Sharkey



The disclaimer on the video says "Warning- Contains Explicit Scenes of Nudity!", but the content itself probably warrants something a little milder, like "Slight Caution- Potentially Silly". It shows a naked man who walks around his studio preparing to make a painting. I say preparing, because it isn't until past the 3 minute mark that any paint actaully hits the canvas. And I say hits, because he throws it, which his wont as an abstract expressionist born 50 years too late. All of which suggests that we should view the preparation and process as seriously as the final product.

On top of being incredibly free and producing miserable paintings, Kevin Sharkey is also a very mildly onanistic softcore porngrapher now. This ludicrous video on his website which shows him painting while naked is a natural progression from the automatic way he makes his artwork. Now, I'm offended neither by his nudity or the idea of an artist making a slightly boring video of themselves working, nor is it my intention to spend too much time writing about somebody whose work I just don't like, but if I thought this kind of thing would be addressed by responsible and serious art journalists I probably wouldn't bother, but the arts in Ireland, or maybe to be more direct, the only art in this country that receives any significant media coverage, is this kind of pseudo-spiritual baffoonery.

If I thought this video constituted something challenging, I would probably be at least interested in it- but as it stands I'm just confused by its mindless self-indulgence.

It also strikes me as being a baffling side-effect of Catholicism that artists can believe splashing paint on a canvas and chanelling their emotions can see those same emotions transferred to their work, like their materials going through a similar transubstatiation as the body and blood of Christ. All well and good for the messiah, but in a commercial artist, it borders on obscene and is surely a symptom of taking art faaaaarrrr too seriously.

Thank Christ the video loops back to the start when it's over, I didn't know what to do with myself after sitting through it.